Happy New Year. I hope everyone has a great 2016!!!
I want to give a special thanks to the PC police that have notified me how oppressive and offensive it is to wish people a Happy New Year around January 1. Evidently, since the Jewish New Year, Islamic New Year and Chinese New Year (and probably others) occur at different times of the year, it is oppressive for Americans to force the Julian calendar on everyone.
So the next time you try to offer your Liberal comrades good wishes, you should expect them to be offended and act as if you are an evil oppressor. Yay for everyone.