Free One Way Cruise To China

Have you noticed how so many liberals hate America and want to change it into some kind of communist nation?

Instead of ruining the greatest nation in the history of the world, why don’t they leave and go to a country that is already communist?

Every day ships full of Chinese-made goods land in our ports, then return to China nearly empty.

Let’s fill those vessels with radical liberal commies and ship them off to China – that utopia of the worker.

We just need a conservative Republican sponsor to pay for the trip. We all know the liberals won’t want to pay for their own fare.

So talk to all of the wealthy conservatives you know and try to find someone to foot the bill. It’s really an investment in America because the country will be much better off without these subversive socialists weighing us down and using up all of our hard earned tax dollars.

Be sure to let us know if you get this idea up and running – we’ll help spread the word.

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The Greed of the Poor

Have you noticed how greedy poor people are? Always with a hand out. “Gimme, gimme, gimme,” they always say.

These laggards have no shame. They sit there waiting for the bloated benevolent government to send them checks. Do they work for these checks? No, they expect the rest of us to do all the work while they sit back and relax.

These mendicants don’t even want to pay for their own groceries. They expect the rest of us to funnel our tax dollars into their wallets. And like a bunch of suckers, we keep working our tails off just to pay our taxes to support the deadbeats. And what if Conservative Americans refuse to pay our taxes to support these lazy, shiftless spongers? We go to jail!

According to my local newspaper, the average freeloader can make $100-200 a day panhandling. Do you think these cadgers are paying taxes on their ill-gotten gains? Think again! If Al Capone went to prison for tax evasion, why do we let these slugabeds get away with it?

Of course the liberals are to blame for this malingerer culture. Liberals believe that if they keep robbing from the rich and giving to the loafers, the leeches will continue to vote Democrat. And why wouldn’t they?

People like to grandstand and brag about how wonderful they are for volunteering at soup kitchens. Why aren’t the indigent and homeless volunteering and working there? These sluggards are so arrogant that they demand to be served hand and foot by the taxpayer as if they are royalty. Who do they think they are? The Queen of England?

Volunteering at a soup kitchen does no good except one – making the volunteer feel stately. Otherwise it simply enables the paupers to continue their parasitic lifestyle.

So the next time one of these leeches asks you to fork over your hard-earned money, tell that moocher that you’re sick and tired of his or her greed!

Privatize National Endowment For The Arts

Actors, directors, writers, and musicians consider themselves artists. While most people in these professions will never be successful, those who do succeed often make large sums of money. Millions of dollars. Far more than the average taxpayer.

Currently the poor taxpayer supports arts through the National Endowment for the Arts – even if they find the art to be disgusting and offensive. Instead, it’s time for the successful artists to give back to their unsuccessful brethren artists. In my opinion, most of the “starving artists” aren’t very good and will never succeed on their own. They need a rich benefactor to support them. But not the hardworking Americans who struggle to support their own family while paying taxes through the nose.

Surely people like Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney, Quincy Jones and Jerry Seinfeld could afford to reach into their pockets – instead of yours and mine. If all of the rich artists donated a substantial amount, they could endow the arts themselves. It would take the burden off of ma and pa middle-class American.

So write your representatives, write the presidential candidates, and write your favorite successful artists. Tell them to stop taking your hard earned money to pay for this disgrace.

Let’s take the burden off of the American taxpayer and place it right where it belongs – the talented, wealthy artists that have profited handsomely from the arts.